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Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
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*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
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when people complain about great gatsby spoilers
THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
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Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
#I also look at the other cars to determine appropriate wiper speed
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in 7th grade my friend asked out this guy she liked on facebook and he said yes so they we’re a couple but they never actually talked in or out of school except for this one time he asked her to use her stapler and they were pretty much together for a year without talking
That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off.
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“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
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BREAKING NEWS: painter hospitalized after too many strokes
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